To the Great* State of Ohio

Cute. Real cute.

73 degrees yesterday.

Today? Snowing. SNOWING.

What, do you think daffodils look adorable if they're limp and drowning in white powder? This isn't Vegas.

Like all decent Americans, I refuse to give in to terrorist threats. I know you saw me hang up my winter coat yesterday. Let me tell you something: I don't care what you throw at me, but I'm NOT taking that coat off its hanger. I'll freeze before I give you that satisfaction.

Two more months, Ohio. I'm going to outlast all your bullshit.

Sincerely,

~chun li~

*Title may or may not apply to all states. Seriously, look at Texas.

On this Valentine's Day, I'd like to give a shout-out to the Mighty Snow Demons

The official measurements are in:

General snowfall: up to mid-thigh

Drifts: range from waist to shoulder-height.

Packing Quality: Registering a 9.2 on the Calvin/Hobbes scale.

As my linguistics professor would (and did) say,

"Holy cats!"